funniest shit ever
I CAN’T BREATHE HOLY SHIT NO LIKE OKAY THIS MAN IS MY ULTIMATE HERO. LEGITIMATELY. ULTIMATE. HERO.
OH LORD
A SPIDER AND A PRAYING MANTISthis is me
this is perfect, omfg.
oh god =))
lmfaoo
holy shitttttt.
lmaooooooooooooo
bahahha
Via 4rizona :)
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
(Source: beautilation)
haven’t posted in a while…here you go :)
- Have you ever:
- 1) Self harmed? no I never really understood it
- 2) Got into a real fight? yes
- 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?….yesss
- 4) Tried to commit suicide? nope too scary
- 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?soo over dramatic -_-
- 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?pretty much lol
- 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? nooo
- 8) Accused someone of using you? yes!
- 9) Shoplifted?and got away :)
- 10) Gotten drunk/high?every weekend.
- 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?isn’t that why people go to concerts?
- 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?i can’t play video games
- (Right now) Are you:
- 13) Suicidal?no
- 14) Bored?yes
- 15) Avoiding someone?no
- 16) Avoiding some task?not really
- 17) Depressed?no
- 18) Crying?no
- 19) Annoyed with a friend?kinda
- 20) Worried and confused about something important to you?nopee
- Do you:
- 21) Get depressed easily?not really no it takes a lot of things to build up for me to
- 22) Get jealous/envious easily?no i’m not a jealous person
- 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?mehh
- 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? no?
- 25) Try hard in all your classes at school?not really no
- 26) Go out drinking? outside sure :P
- 27) Smoke cigarettes?yes
- 28) Smoke weed? yes
- 29) Do any hard drugs? dipped into them a bit
- 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why? i said yes to both …
- 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? nooooope
- 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?wtf?
- 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain? no
- 34) Believe people deserve second chances? some
- 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying) huh?
- 36) Think things will get better? eventually
- 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? no
- 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)no people are welcome to think what they want idgaf
- Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
- 39) Long hair OR short hair?depends
- 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?smile
- 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
- 42) Shy OR open?open
- 43) Eyes OR body? honestly eyes
- 44) Religious OR non-religious? idc don’t push it on me
- 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? depends
- 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? i want someone i can sit with and smoke a joint
- 47) Piercings OR no piercings?doesn’t matter
- 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?doesn’t matter
- 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? both :)
- 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? both
- Would you:
- 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk? people drink alcohol for other reasons? lmfaoo :P
- 52) Smoke weed? yes
- 53) Smoke cigarettes? yes
- 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?depends
- 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you? I’m not a deeply hurt person
- 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you? nope
- 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what? no
- 58) Join a band as a part time activity? that’d be cool
- 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse? depends
- 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them? meh
- 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like? sure
- 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family? yes
- 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online? nah
- 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported? mmmm idk depends
- 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people? lmfao yes!
- 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them? no
- 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems? no
- 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes? no I really don’t give a fuck if i don’t fit it just wear something else
- 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you? yes and my boobs :)
- 70) Sleep naked? been there done that it was great
- You can only choose one:
- 71) Black or Orange? orange
- 72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore? neither
- 73) Cellphone or Computer? cellphone
- 74) Chocolate milk OR Coke? choco milk
- 75) Tumblr OR Friends? my bff :)
- 76) Apple OR PC? PC fuck mac’s pieces of shit -_-
- 77) TV Shows OR Movies? depends!
- 78) Old bands OR new Bands? again depends!
- 79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock? hmmmm idk
- 80) Reading OR Listening to music? both :)
- 81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice. neither i dont like dark pop
- 82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically? staying who i am while changing drastically
- 83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge? hmmm
- 84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice. who?
- 85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.Ronnie! all the way! Craig’s voice is too naisly and whiney. and i like Ronnies squeak :)
- 86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary? both!
- 87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe? outer space omg
- 88) Shoes OR Shirts? depends
- 89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence? who?
- 90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice. stay in school because you can’t do shit without school
- Almost over:
- 91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest. yes lol
- 92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family? kind of
- 93) Do you want to travel when you are older? of course
- 94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams? yeah, fuck them
- 95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions? i didnt
- 96) Rather be the opposite gender? no I like being a girl
- 97) What will you name your son/daughter?oh my fuck ok I REALLY love the names Caliopee, Waverly, Juniper and Marlow for girls and for boys i like Nicolas , Noah, Hayden-Elliot
- 98) Do you get harassed more than most people do? i dont think so
- 99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason. Bedwin sound clash because i cant fucking understand what hes fucking saying!
- 100) What makes you a bad person in your mind? nothing :) I’m fucking perfect :P
…..My parents think that about all my friends…and I’m straight.
I feel like this picture personifies every one of them so well.
It’s SCARY how identical John Lennon and my dad look.
(Source: thebeatlesfuckyeahh)





